barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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5 hours ago
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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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5 hours ago
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wolverhamperton:

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

wolverhamperton:

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

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5 hours ago
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disheartens:

do you ever see clothing you really like and you just know you’ll look terrible in it 

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12 hours ago
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hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

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5 hours ago
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unclefather:

trying to sell my mixtape

unclefather:

trying to sell my mixtape

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5 hours ago
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officialfrenchtoast:

life hack: dont be an asshole

5 hours ago
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thefuuuucomics:

look another of one of those gifs that you can hear

thefuuuucomics:

look another of one of those gifs that you can hear

5 hours ago
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my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

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12 hours ago
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